i wasnt born to be a skeleton

JUST WHEN i GET COMFORTABLE BEING A NiCE…. SOMETHING HAPPENS TO REMIND ME WHY MY HEART IS FROZEN WITH VERSACE iCE

2014 MTV Video Music Awards 

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

stop:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

I live in Florida and can vouch for how accurate this is

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

Me: I feel like drawing
Me: *draws*
Me: What the fuck is that?

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

HW