Science side of tumblr,
Why am i so tired?
Have you tried eating a banana? Your mitochondria might be exhausted from powerhousing your cells.
I just ate one and i’m already feeling better. Thanks, science side.
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem